try underwear?

I know the traditional way is to not wear underwear, but you knew it was windy, so YDI. You obviously wanted attention, so YDI. You probably don't have a good reason for not wearing pants- like all of your pants being covered in mud and having no available washing machine- so YDI.

YDI for trying to be different than the rest. YDI even more for lying about having a schlong when you actually have a cocktail weenie, You can blame it on "shrinkage" all you want, but we all know better. You're like these women who like to show off their cleavage and get pissed when guys stare. If you don't like to be stared at then don't make a spectacle of yourself. Common sense, people.

YDI for doing something to stand out then getting pissed at the attention you get. ******* retard.

In high school I played in a pipe band. Not once did I get caught without wearing shorts under my kilt. YDI for going regimental.

You deserve it for not wearing underwear under your kilt like everyone else in the world.

You obviously don't have the balls to fill in that kilt, or else you would have homed in on the first person to give you a funny look and made sure that they were very, very scared of you from then on. "It's not a skirt, it's a kilt! And do you know why it's called a kilt? Because I KILT the last person who calt it a skirt!"

heh, that's just karma

As a Scotsman let me assure you all that kilts are for men. There are versions for women. Both versions however allow for the use of underwear. As far as i can tell only people who watch too much crap American TV or those who just want an excuse to expose themselves would go without underwear. Especially as most people have to rent a kilt. Its just courtesy to not go commando in a rental. Obviously there are a lot of douchebags out there and it does happen. It would appear however that most of these douchebags live in Alabama.

You're retarded for being an attention *****. You're also retarded for not wearing any underwear.