Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired...

By TrueScotsman - 29/10/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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Five bucks

By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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Pants

By Hello12355 - 07/02/2022 12:59 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML

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aback 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:20

Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.

danprev 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:09

you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts

Comments

Superawesomestev 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:19

anytime a man wears a skirt they will get stares. ydi.

imjoel 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:23

ryan!?

Ohnothingreally 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:26

I'm sorry. But. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This FML was hilarious.

Kylias 6

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:31

If you're going to bitch about being stared at, then why do something that'll get you stared at?

uzkebasi 7

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:37

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. It would be a skirt if he wore something under it. Kudos for having the balls to wear one in public in America, though you should have anticipated the reaction and been prepared to deal with it. :P

MetalLetteRaver 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:54

agreed

haneki_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:46

Sounds like you need the Utilikilt!

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:20

Are Scotish people not allowed boxers? Now you'll never get laid. Everybody saw your teeny weeny.

Adim 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:41

Nah we are allowed them its just peeps are like omg you arent all old and original lol

kazador 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:23

why would u wear a kilt in the first place? and not expect to stared at? and why wouldnt you wear underwear....? thats kinda.... disgusting YDI for being a tool