Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired...

By TrueScotsman - 29/10/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By Hello12355 - 07/02/2022 12:59 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML

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aback 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:20

Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.

danprev 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:09

you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts

Comments

Raiderwrstler65 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:52

BABY MEAT!!!

jaybrown 0

Friday 30 October 2009 0:10

Why wouldn't you wear some undies with that? I know that's not traditional, but I mean that's a risk I'd never take

Aha09 1

Friday 30 October 2009 0:43

You fail pal.

Piquan 0

Friday 30 October 2009 0:57

And now you know what the sporran is for.

Adim 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:39

Thats why you should leave the kilts to us scots bud and i dont think you are tellin the truth cause kilts are really heavy and wouldnt blow up from wind.

MetalLetteRaver 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:55

look at the username, he is Scottish.

mawile 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:12

There was a guy at my university who wore kilts everyday. He was known as kilt man. If you're out there, then own the kilt! Was it a utilikilt, like this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/9be6/ Or be like the guy in the video and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

XxKate1294xX 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:42

*Shrugs* Hey, I don't care what people wear at all, you could be wearing a ballet tutu and I wouldn't judge you, but if a guy is wearing a kilt someone is going to be like OMFG ITS A GUY IN A SKIRT

hornetchik 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:05

http://thegoddessblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kilt-shirtless-matthew-brooks.jpg I love a man in a kilt lol. But seriously, I hope you were actually Scottish, or else you're just making a prick of yourself. But good on ya for not wearing underwear, although I find it hard to imagine a kilt blowing up, considerering they are usually pretty heavy. You should have expected stares, and you should only wear them on special occasions.

PrinceTwilight17 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:06

OK seriously disturbing.... not just the whole wind part but umm weren't you sitting in class all day... I doubt your legs were closed the whole time its horribly uncomfortable for guys to sit like that... How disgusting o.O You are a perv. I can't believe you weren't kicked out of class or maybe you were o.O