By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
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tygerarmy 35

Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.

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EmiliaB 12

#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.

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oddities 20

#2, quick lesson in grammar entirely meant to benefit you. "Theirs" is possessive and a variant of "their" (as in, "I found out that the puppy was theirs"), "there's" is a compound word combining the "there" that refers to direction, placement, etc. (as in, "There's the store"), and "they're's" is not a word but "they're" is a compound word combing "they" and "are" (and would be used like, "They're my friends"). ▾ Important note below Sorry if that annoyed you a little, I just think people should get to know the difference between the 3.

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revelation11B 10

I didn't know that Mr Clean works as a chef...

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DKjazz 20

Mr.Clean: You him in your kitchen, but not in your food.

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oddities 20

Stupidity, however …

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ChristianH39 30

Stupidity, unfortunately, always applies.

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BrotherPhil 35

You expect logic from management? I wonder if the manager has long hair...

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sohigh10 34

What the hell does he think you do with the food:|

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trob6999 2

It's still your job to check for the hair and mags sure it isn't served

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SmokinGuns 13

Mags? Makes*... no because it could've been the customer's hair, but they're too stupid to realize.

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oddities 20

Please realize that the customer could've put the hair in there to get a discount or deal of some kind. Some people will sink that low without acknowledging that the chef will get in trouble. There's a damn good chance OP isn't at fault at all for that. And by "dam good chance," I mean it isn't OP's fault that another chef let their hair fall in, the customer put hair in the food, or the hair got in there any number of possible ways.

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cocacola999 27

There's also a type of customers (luckily, not a very common type), who plant things such as strands of hair into their own food in order to claim compensation. Not sure if that was the case here, but it's a possibility.

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brittnaaayy318 12

It's more common than you'd believe I work in a restaurant and the things people clearly plant in their food just to get a free meal are insane. They don't even care that could be risking someone's job.

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JuzReading 23

You were probably just a scapegoat. I know a friend whose manager pinned a complaint on her because a customer's order was forgotten even though it was her work mate's job and the customer demanded to file one.

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estefa20 10

What a jerk. It probably was his that's why he wants to blame someone else.

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CSUNMSU 5

Must have thought you have some pretty long pubes

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GeneralStew 7

Sounds like your boss is just using the whole hair in the food just to blame you which is ridiculous.

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