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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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By jesuscrip - 18/02/2016 06:08 - United States - Orrville

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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Luxury pain in the ass

By Elisa - 05/06/2024 14:00 - France - Gradignan

Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML

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By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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Drama alert!

By I pray for the meteor - 13/01/2023 12:00

Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Sunday 20 April 2014 10:29

Once you were stuck with the blame you should've apologized for having really long pubes.

EmiliaB 12

Sunday 20 April 2014 10:30

#2: *there's The original commenter was correct.

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kalbrek009 20

Monday 21 April 2014 16:26

Could the hair possibly have been the customer's & she was just trying to get a free meal? I've seen people bring weird things into a restaurant to try that.

lmfao_forreal 7

Monday 21 April 2014 16:59

Plot twist: "even though I'm bald". Lol this made me laugh so hard! Wasn't expecting that.

BeastOfJupiter 7

Monday 21 April 2014 23:50

#1 - What else, besides hair, is on your head? Your comment is either wrong or worded very badly. Can you please clarify?

oddities 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:22

#70, pubic hair, body hair. We're a hairy people. I kid. I mean, some of us … Ignore me.

zandylove 7

Wednesday 23 April 2014 0:39

I sometimes wonder how people so stupid exist.

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 23 April 2014 15:42

That's your manager trying to pacify the customer. Don't take it too personally OP!

AnonymousFunFMLs 18

Wednesday 23 April 2014 18:34

He is referring to a penis. No further explanations needed.

Ocrysia 1

Wednesday 23 April 2014 19:07

I think it's hilarious when people correct others incorrectly when the person was correct to begin with.

smoother04 2

Friday 25 April 2014 7:08

You got blamed for calling yourself a chef working at a fast food joint

CloverFuchs 6

Tuesday 29 April 2014 8:49

#2 What a special kind of dumbass you are

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