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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

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Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
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chinosurferchick 5

Maybe your boss will give you a raise

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perdix 29

If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.

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MCVelvet1497 3

Everyone loves boners (;

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IHHC 2

why does your boss show up while you're working by yourself?

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tj4234 35

they tend to wander round making sure everyone is actually working. My boss does it too. It's quite annoying at times because they always come up to you, look around a bit, then tell you to do EXACTLY what you've been doing for the past little while.

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tsim_fml 0

my boner has a boner

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bizarre_ftw 21

17 - you might want to get that checked out.....

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funkyspacemonkey 0

He was peeling his chilli, he was wrestling with cyclops

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Laterial 3

Now...about that raise you were asking for.

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randii_17 11

Well, judging by OP's name, her boss wasn't impressed enough to let her keep her job...

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KiddNYC1O 20

When I'm boner-fied it's enough, trust me.

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perdix 29

Phone sex operators make much better money than retail clerks. Giving your boss a boner is not just a creepy thing that might happen to you. It's part of the job description! I've seen the videos of girls going for interviews. . . bow-chicka-bow-bow.

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