Intimacy: Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so...

By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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Red-handed

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 22:00 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 27 910

Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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You deserved it 51 001

chinosurferchick 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:09

Maybe your boss will give you a raise

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:10

If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.

Comments

cleolappost 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 4:20

lmaoff!!!

Bellagab3 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 4:27

Am I the only one waiting for Every1LuvsBoners to make an appearance? lol

zcheema17 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 4:27

Ew... That's disgusting...

cupcakebri 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 4:35

Maybe your boss will give you a raise... You gave him one.

BabyyJesuss 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:27

Demand for a pay increase!

raaacheel 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:27

oh my god thats nasty. i wouldve punched his dick down and broken it. i dont care if id loose the job.

AdolfShitler 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:01

Damn you don't do that to a man no matter what! That's messed up!

thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:23

LMAO, although kinda creepy that your boss was hiding behind a clothes rack.

Egnar 19

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:31

I like how the emphasis of this FML is that your boss had a natural male reaction to healthy sexual stimuli and not the fact that your boss just caught you having sex with your boyfriend not only in his store but also on company time [time is money]. So not only can you be fired/written up or arrested for a multitude of sexual misconducts, public indecencies and stealing company time [using work time for blatently unrelated work activities] it's apparently more important and terrifying that your boss is a healthy male.