By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 127
You deserved it 57 589

Same thing different taste

Top comments

chinosurferchick 5

Maybe your boss will give you a raise

perdix 29

If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.

Comments

should have blackmailed him to keep you job

I'm sorry, but you pretty much asked for it by doing such things in public. But yeah, as a ton already said, maybe you'll get a raise now. It's not all bad, is it?

BikeAllDay818 6

Hahahaha You're lucky to experience something that seems like it be from a movie xD

That's just gross , sweetie that was not the place to do that crap . Do that shit in a very private place .