By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
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tekie 0

Ugh....I had this happen with someones kid when I was working in a childrens clothing store. The kid told the mom for 30 minutes that she had to go potty, and the mom ignored her. She left a trail of diarrhea all over our store. I had to clean it up because I was 17 at the time, and the only one working who wasn't a manager. Gross. People are disgusting and rude. I'm sorry you had to deal with this!!

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audiogasmic 0

ugh that's disgusting, i understand it can be hard to hold explosive diarrhea in, but honestly at the first sign of pain down there you should probably skidaddle to a bathroom ASAP. sorry you had to deal with that :(

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Spider_fml 9

yes, Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! And at #3, I would have insisted that the mother clean it up herself...

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arm89 0

for comment number 10..that was only 1 carpeted aisle.... i left out the 1.

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JustAGirl_fml 0

Ummm, when someone is uncontrollably defecating, I think you can probably ask them to leave. At my job, people unfortunately like to make poop art in the bathrooms. But only managers clean it up because they say we don't get paid enough for that.

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Good_old_Grim 8

In what bullshit country do you need "biohazardous waste" training to clean up shit? Do you need that training to own a cat too?

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Bear_fml 0

Man. I had something like this happen to me once. I was working as a bagger in a grocery store and someone sprayed diarrhea all over the walls, sink, ceiling, and floor of the men's rest room (none was in or on the toilet, ironically). You could smell it from the other side of the store, and I had to clean it up. It took two hours. Worst day of my working life. Ever.

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JokingJoe 0

i hope u got a bonus, along with everyone else whose had to clean up shit.

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Jimboom 11

Your just put me off my lunch with that one. Thanks. I suppose she misunderstood the sale sign when it says everything must go. ;-)

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kkkristennnn 0

gross. that's a good reason to quit your job... i wouldn't clean up anyones shit for minimum wage.

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K2snow 0

There is one and ONLY one solution. Find where this woman lives, and shit in her mailbox. Then shit on her pets if she has any. Then, if you wanna get fancy, leave a note that says "Karma's a bitch"

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mikeloyst 0

I dont care how good your job is I would have walked out and never came back.

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