By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
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tekie 0

Ugh....I had this happen with someones kid when I was working in a childrens clothing store. The kid told the mom for 30 minutes that she had to go potty, and the mom ignored her. She left a trail of diarrhea all over our store. I had to clean it up because I was 17 at the time, and the only one working who wasn't a manager. Gross. People are disgusting and rude. I'm sorry you had to deal with this!!

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audiogasmic 0

ugh that's disgusting, i understand it can be hard to hold explosive diarrhea in, but honestly at the first sign of pain down there you should probably skidaddle to a bathroom ASAP. sorry you had to deal with that :(

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chasingcities 0

I would have quit right there.

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_Coolness_ 0

lmaoO.. This isn't an FML if that's your JOB! Who works in a supermarket and is trained in bio hazardous waste?? You asked for someone to shit on the floor.. =]

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blushinFML 0

this is when you tell your manager you'll clean it up for a raise of at least $2 an hour... you'll probably get it. hahaha.

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efftthhiiss 0

this is about the time i'd quit. it's a job in a grocery store. not worth it

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JackTheRipper_fml 0

you deserve to clean up shit if you actually cleaned up the shit in the first place

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karma_89812 0

#15- feces, vomit, and blood are all considered bio-hazardous waste in most jobs at least in the US. I used to work for a camp where we were all trained how to deal with the clean up of it, some people really do have issues where they can't help becoming incontinent.

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TryToBeKind 0

What the Hell is it with women ******** in grocery stores? Honestly! I used to work at a SuperWal*Fart and during the last year I worked there two seperate women shat up or down an aisle. I wonder if it's that Ali weight-loss thing that was all the rage awhile ago.

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SleepyJenna 0

Celiac disease... look it up. It really is uncontrollable. One moment your fine the next its everywhere. It happened to my mom on her first day of work in a board meeting before she was diagnosed. They had to call biohazard in but conveniently she was working for a company who supplied biohazard products. What made it worse though was it destroyed her clothes. She spent the rest of the meeting in a white tshirt with nothing on underneath. And DIDNT quit. :) She's a trooper.

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wallythedolly 0

Um....quit. And demand they give you a few thousand dollars to pay for the trauma you endured.

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