Work and Animals: Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had...

By Yuck - 11/10/2018 05:00

Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML

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Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML

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By tenniemo - 11/06/2018 17:39 - United States - Green Valley

Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML

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Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

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By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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By coolbeans123 - 10/05/2011 16:37 - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

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Needs more training

By catlady'sdaughter - 03/07/2020 17:01

Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML

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AnthonyCS5 19

Thursday 11 October 2018 5:20

They can’t understand because they are shitty parents.

Nikki K 10

Thursday 11 October 2018 5:51

now the only way to fix this is to projectile shit on their bed as well.

Comments

onceuponatime456 16

Thursday 11 October 2018 23:38

Time to grow up and get your own place!

Beta197 6

Friday 12 October 2018 8:12

Not everyone can afford that. Also, in some cultures its expected to live with your family well into your adult life. How about trying not to be prejudicial in the future???

InnocenceBlue 37

Friday 12 October 2018 5:40

Hi guys, this was me. My door was closed when I left because this cat often hacks up hairballs everywhere and she has done so multiple times in my room. When I flipped my shit and explained what had happened to my parents (after I'd stripped the whole damn bed, sprayed copious amounts of air freshener and opened the window etc.) they claimed they had no idea what I was talking about and didn't smell anything. My mum admitted she had gone in there to get something, left the door open and closed it later. She did say sorry but no one helped me clean up. Took ages for the smell to clear too. :( To answer any questions: 1. There is no lock on my door 2. I was 15 at the time this happened so I couldn't move out even if I wanted to 3. I did still pay my rent/board because I'm a good kid 4. I didn't shit on their bed or put the sheets on it but I should have haha Thanks for the laughs :)