Love: Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two...

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Cathy - 08/01/2025 15:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML

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Saturday 4 January 2014 12:29

Just breaking the ice

RarityRoyale 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 12:29

This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around

Comments

awilliams44 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 19:48

that's when you say "sorry my sisters trying to come out"

tukies 28

Saturday 4 January 2014 19:50

Well at least this is easily explained. All that is said is oh sorry my phone got hacked, and maybe you now have a good conversation starter too. Yay for your sister!

murdersquirrel 15

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:00

that's not what hacked means.

dmklake 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 19:51

Now he knows who to call for a good time.

murdersquirrel 15

Saturday 4 January 2014 19:59

if he decides anything about you based on that, he's probably an idiot anyway.

SuperMew 22

Saturday 4 January 2014 20:18

This is why my phone and computer have passcodes on them. My sister thought it would be hilarious to go on my FB and tell everyone I was in a relationship with this really unpopular guy. She knew he liked me and he was super excited about it. I had to tell him that my sister did it and my friends believed me, but he felt like complete shit for days. I had a boyfriend at the time and he knew how bad my sister was/is... but people who do things like that don't think about the long term repercussions of such an act.