By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
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RarityRoyale 17

This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around

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foxy_grampa 19

I'm sure if you explain the situation he would understand

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davincidasecond 24

The sibling troll strikes again. OP, I feel your pain.

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vanillalove21 4

you should of just sent it the moment u wrote that

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Muttley9 13

Time to find your sisters e-mail account or Facebook account and send something juicy in retaliation. "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

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Xotoolyxo 16

He can't obviously believe that, just tell him your sister was messing around on your phone

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perdix 29

You could explain the prank, or offer him a low-ball price and see if he bites. I recommend the latter ;)

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life_sucks225 13

That's when you reply "sorry, that was my brat of a little sister" and then begin a conversation with him

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perdix 29

What a clever strategy -- under-promise and over-deliver!

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