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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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You deserved it 23 876

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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You deserved it 8 052

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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You deserved it 5 230

By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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You deserved it 26 298

By seriously? - 22/12/2012 22:19 - United States - Spring

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML

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You deserved it 7 574

By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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You deserved it 88 079

Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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You deserved it 4 982

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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You deserved it 6 985

Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 746

underscoreguy 8

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:01

Why degrade yourself OP? Intelligence is sexy.

pipboy3billion 7

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:01

Tell him to just deal with it, don't pretend to be dumb.

Comments

dRpRdP 8

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:21

in the end u r still smarter u got that idea of being dumb :)

captainmpg 9

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:22

Seriously? Don't be that bad to yourself. You deserve someone who appreciates all parts of you. The only thing dumb is if you stay with someone who acts that way.

SWC_Penguin 17

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:24

"I had to." The most infuriating words used on FML.

cookie1207 19

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:25

Dont pretend to be dumb!

jpjb 6

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:25

Ditch him, my boyfriend gets upset because in some cases I'm smarter and I always remind him that he can take me as I am or watch me as I walk away. There is someone out there that will love you for brain and be impressed with your knowledge so dont settle for anything less

perdix 29

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:25

Really?!?! If you're so smart, can't you recognize a dead-end relationship when you see one. Either find a smart guy, or a dumb one that likes that you are smarter than him.

therobfather3 5

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:26

How are all the comments basically saying YDI, when the YDI/FYL buttons show the opposite? Who is clicking that FYL button?!

thegood1sRtaken 8

Wednesday 9 October 2013 19:26

If you willingly degrade yourself over some guy that clearly doesn't respect you, then why call it an FML? Don't complain if you choose to act like a door mat. They are too many FMLS about people accepting shit from there partners.