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By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML
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thisguy22 33

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

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Welshite 39

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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axfabxdisaster 25

"Oh hello police. Some lil kid stole my keys" "describe his appearance" "I don't remember, but I've got his nose"

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AyeJay101 25

You can pick a nose but he can pick pockets. Time to learn some new tricks.

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abNormal62 23

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Hoopachi 19

I don't know about you but I'd be pretty mad if someone stole my nose

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squadge 1

Well yeah, I mean you saw what it did to Michael Jackson.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Real Life Bart Simpson.

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skye147 20

That sucks.. I hope you got them back, OP

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