By ashamed - 22/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in an effort to be more healthy, I bought a pack of protein bars as a substitute for snacks. I ate all 5 of them in one sitting. FML
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Tripartita 44

Normally, FMLs require a little humor or a twist; yours just sounds depressing.

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decado 6

They usually have a fair amount of fibre in as well so be prepared for a reaction from your butt end at some point in the near future.

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Oogly979 8

Ah OP some people deserve to be fat! Anyway which bars were these? I find most protein bars really difficult to get through and that's just the one!

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marlinwalkup1347 13

I normally don't comment but op, it's seriously dangerous to eat that much protein in one sitting. Your body isn't meant to digest that much. Please don't do that again

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LyricaSilvan 29

Well, at least now you know they actually taste good. Or so I would assume, based on context. Now to work on self-control, because apparently that's the deeper root of the problem. It's hard, but if you want it bad enough, you can do it!

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Tillie Jenkins 5

Here's a few tips: smaller but more frequent, high protein meals. Have breakfast (eggs, bacon/sausage), snack (unsalted nuts, vegetables), lunch (chicken/pork/lamb/turkey) and a vegetable, snack (protein bar, nuts), and dinner: again, mostly meat,

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neuronerd 28

Only if you're drastically cutting carbs too (definitely less than 50g/day, preferably less than 20g). That diet with carbs is a recipe for weight gain.

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izzibelle 8

How can you even do that?? You have to drink 2 full glasses of water, at least, after each one, because otherwise you get stomach pains. Not to mention they fill you up, together with that water, for at least 3/4 of a meal if not a full one. How could you possibly eat 5 and not vomit them up or feel sick or have any sort of side effects?

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Jatok 17

Ugh, protein bars taste like garbage. You got taste buds of steel OP.

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Jdgreen429 13

they aren't really a healthy option to begin with so yeah probably not good!

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mrBearBear 11

Honestly though even if you only have one, protein bars aren't as healthy as people think. Yeah you get more protein but they usually have a lot of carbs. I mean it's good to get extra carbs in if you're working out but not so much if you're just snacking. Also many store bought bars have a ton of added sugar (which also adds carbs).

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