Miscellaneous: Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By that's methed up, darling - 16/08/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML

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KikuHonda 3

Friday 21 August 2009 12:09

o__________o what a creep.

FreddyLunch 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:08

You just got Fritzel'd

Comments

jazzie1o1 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:54

OMG! wow.. im so sorry, how creepy is that stuff!

stinky817 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:07

so that'll TOTALLY be me when i get to that age...just to see what kind of reaction that i can get from people... i already do try to weird people out, but when i'm older, i'll be much more likely to spit out comments like this :) and i see a lot of people saying that the guy was "gay" and also a "pedophile" how do you know that the person he said that to was a guy under the age of 18? i'm so confused on that one...

mylifefmlsoml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:30

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grilledchayse 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 1:07

I tend to think this isn't true..

epicfail13337 4

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:20

WHOA, you've gotta be pretty hot then! Hopefully you looked at that guy with a disgusted expression then walked away. Good thing he walked out and didn't grab your dick or something.

_riot_ 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:46

the really funny part is,your a guy xD

fridalovesyou 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:12

LOL Thats creepy. :D the good thing is you'll never see him agan. I feel sorry for you If that happened to me i'd be paranoid for the rest of my life. FYL :D

lovesanaix413 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 3:41

i LOL'd so loud! but on a serious note, i hope you called the police.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:55

um if i were you i would get me a poliece officer on his creepy old self real quick, and/or one to keep as a body guard (hmm some of these words don't look correctly spelled..) cause if you ever watch some of these shows like "i survived" and "escaped" creepy men do this a lot more often than you would think, and most deffinately more often than they show. honestly? i didn't think those kind of things ever really happened except in fiction books and movies! so i mean i wouldnt take him lightly.. (even if he doesnt really plan on it you never know)