Miscellaneous: Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across...

By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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You deserved it 4 866

By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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You deserved it 4 374

By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 17:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my sister and I saw a guy with a terrible nose job coming up the bus. She said to me, "Look how ugly that guy is" in our native tongue. The man sat down right in front of us, took his phone out, and started talking our language. FML

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You deserved it 1 961

By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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You deserved it 19 595

By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 52 946

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By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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scateice 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:15

wat if when he pointed at u, ur eyes shot out lazer beams and chopped of his arm

PtMbs 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:05

awww

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raged_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:01

that's when you point at him and push your two index fingers together back and forth.

Darkalex256 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:02

CINDY?!?!?!?!??!?! SORRY LULZ

fegd 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:06

That sounds fake.

joonbug 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:18

Agree with #35. How would you know what he was talking about?

KtKat 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:35

I agree with #35. You could have easily been "Tom."

pernicious_pink 12

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:58

Agreed w/ #2. I mean, I'd prefer the slug the guy, but #2's suggestion would cause less trouble. LOL!

AndreaKina 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:07

HAHAHAHAHA #24 FTW. Also, Im feeling sorry for you, OP

stepherneffernee 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:15

He's a prick & will most likely amount to nothing in life... Just keep telling yourself that! FYL!

ShoShenron 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:09

Then you use gestures to your friend. He can be "asshole".

keezybaby_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:22

I've learned from a personal icon and favorite of mine that God Loves Ugly...be proud its cool, because a lot of other people do too!!

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