Miscellaneous: Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my... - FML

By Watchyourstep - 20/10/2009 17:11 - France

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

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By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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You deserved it 8 102

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

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You deserved it 4 020

By gooddaydude - 04/04/2015 19:32 - United States - Omaha

Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML

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You deserved it 4 306

By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 03/09/2019 20:00

Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML

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You deserved it 152

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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You deserved it 1 513

By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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You deserved it 5 069

By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 12:03

Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML

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timewarpist 1

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:03

At least your mother still cares? lol

Anarchy_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:05

You're loved, thats quite adorable to be honest. I think this is the new walk of shame.

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Fuck_you_all 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:24

Be thankful that your mom still cares about you.. Douche bag!

devondv 5

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:08

If your a female she wil be doing this until your late 20's or pretty much forever you will also do the same to your daughter, if your a dude i can see why you would be embarssed. But your mom loves you. Anyone who laughs at you is a jerk.

madaddicted 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:20

Haha. LOL thats like good and sucks at the same time. i actually agree, at least she still cares about you. but man.. thats just embarrassing. but its really cute and sweet that she still loves you.

lady_unknown 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:53

Just be thankful that she didn't have you aborted. She just want to make sure you cross the street in one piece and not make a big mess out of yourself =P

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 21 October 2009 5:28

guess mom knows what she's doing she's guaranteeing you don't get laid ever. >;-) either that or you'll get over it...

FrozenSoliid 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:39

wow thats great, because your "incredible" social stature hangs on the balance of whether or not your mom holds your hand? this is a FML, your a loser whos afraid of being seen with your mom. your life truly is ******.

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:51

Stop getting hit by cars and maybe your Mom won't have to lead you across the street all the time. You big shlemazel!

Jonathan33 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 8:13

nick swordsons grandma: "Nicholas!" "we don't say that at the table!"

donttouchmypizza 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 8:20

aww :P

nabzilla 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:56

how is this an fml? i recon its sweet your mum cares. :)

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Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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