Miscellaneous: Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms,...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - Belgium

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 16:09

Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Kids, eh?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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iburppeopleup 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:18

wow why would your mom even KNOW that?

Kesler_17 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:13

That is horrifying. Parents seem to lose all social skill when it comes to their children's lives.

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womblebat 2

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:18

Ouch! That's way too personal to say in a room full of your classmates. Maybe you can pass it off as just a part of your moms act and that you don't do it?

fthku 13

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:47

You're aware it's highschool, right? :3

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:40

Ydi for being a sicko..

Mokiikom_fml 8

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:18

The only sicko here is you...

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:55

If that was my mum I would kill her!

LKA406 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:03

that's an old story!

calenzelon 6

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:05

JERK!

UTTU 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:22

So the OP's nether region is so terrifying it would turn a person to stone without a mirror?

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:19

Medusa ******. To go with ****** Dentata. And having a Crotch Anaconda.

eissirk 2

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:38

YDI for having a ******

sparta98 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:10

@62 In the words of the Governator, "You should go clone yourself."

eissirk 2

Friday 28 January 2011 5:09

Lol wut

varkey 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:22

well, do you do that?

kejadude 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:01

You had school on MLK day?

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:36

Your globe just has the shape of the US, Canada and Mexico, and a heck of a lot of blue, doesn't it? It's European. We have our own holidays. If you buy a new world map, then look to the right of the US. It's that big lump of green on the top half. Please can the geocentricism, kthnxbai. Also, there could be a delay between posting and display on the site.

tourtinet_fml 14

Monday 13 June 2011 23:02

moreover ,the VDM is translated , normally , it was on a french website . And , In france , the day is not a bank holiday , but we adore Martin luther king ;-). (sorry , my english is very bad , but I want to progress) .