By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML
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thesunsetglow_fml 8

56, you would be surprised at how smart you have to be to play an insturment. Reading music is like being able to speak another language. And judging from your unfortunate spelling, you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Go back to your video games and be a loser. At least we have talent. BAND GEEKS FOR LIFE! <3

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starile 19

I commend you on being hardcore, but couldn't you just fake it for the rest of the song while you recovered? Hope you tell that guy off.

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IIFoxII 0

yeah ! ydi ! who plays in the band ??? how lame !

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curlycamy 0

band is amazing, you obviously don't know what you're talking about.

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inevality 12

A lot of people play in the band. :P What's wrong with that? You shouldn't judge someone just because they like something that you don't.

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IIFoxII 0

I didn't get to stud status by playin in the school band , I think I know what i'm talking about

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IIFoxII 0

really non ? really ?!?! , dnt lie to urself

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inevality 12

Yes, really. :P Get over yourself, and use spellcheck. ;)

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IIFoxII 0

use spell check really ?? really ?? com on now , who actually types yourself nowadays , its urself , I'm so busy texting all these hot ladies , I need every shortcut I can get

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ifyouseekamy666 0

how come every one of ur combacks is really [insert word here] ?? really ??? and ur a fuckface for hatin on band!

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IIFoxII 0

hey spears dnt call me a fuckface ****.

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xRainbows_X 0

#115: Fuckface. :) YOU should stfu. You're the kind of person who never needs to have children. We have too many idiots already.

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IIFoxII 0

ur calling me an idiot , look at you , your a ******* joke

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mrsduerr 0

lol 158, if you're such a stud, where's a real picture of you? and seriously, spelling like an idiot isn't cool or attractive so you can get over YOURSELF :)

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buddymask1 0

most of the studs i know don't type like a 12 year old girl.

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ifyouseekamy666 0

uhh u donn kno if imma **** or not, hello?! I'm in marching band fuckface I'm obviously NOT a ****

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Annettepierce 0

dont ever, EVER be so rude and disrespectful to band members. theres thousands and thousands of us, and one fat little kid who types like a 12 year old girl of you. i dont think anyone with such a stupid attitude could ever attract a woman. besides, band guys are hot, its one of my favorite things about band :D

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amymarie2767 0

lol aww poor thing!

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yummycupcakegirl 0

eww Was it a Halloween special or something!:)

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rwctkd95 0

lol I would of ****** lose it! get outta your mind!!!

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Annihilator 0

I don't want to see you here again! First, when you have 34th comment! Are you serious?

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FootballFreak4 3

He's just trying to get a reaction out of people, retard.

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DAN7IEL 2

omg ur amazing for your marching band fml AMAZING!!!!! French horn player woot woot

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bigbadtim 7

You guys need to band together to prevent stuff like this.

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