Health: Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright...

By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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morganavery33 5

Wednesday 23 June 2010 9:05

ah.

daughterofabitch 4

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:51

everyone one farts therefore you are also gross and stupid

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stephoria 2

Wednesday 23 June 2010 14:08

This made... my... day.

emceemada 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 14:14

Wow, that's HILARIOUS! Ahahaha!! This just made my day!

Sylvir 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 14:18

I heard if you spread your ass a little the fart becomes silent.

alinathecrazy18 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 14:21

lol tht had to be embarresing ?!! :p

eduardosuritalov 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 14:35

FAIL but honestly fyl, i would have died :|

soccerdude101 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 14:46

lmao that made me crak up

Dramori 29

Wednesday 23 June 2010 15:01

make a joke and say that the sound of your book dropping scared you into squeezing cheese!

phatdaddy 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 15:38

or how about, "That scared the crap out of me!"

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 23 June 2010 18:21

"squeezing cheese" LOL.... Is that a new version of "cutting the cheese". I love colloquialisms, but this one makes me like cheese even less now..

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 23 June 2010 15:36

Your timing was slightly off. O_o

triggerit 5

Wednesday 23 June 2010 15:40

you did your best now you are the star

NickK49 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 15:59

timing issues much?

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