By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 134
You deserved it 62 898

Same thing different taste

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daughterofabitch 4

everyone one farts therefore you are also gross and stupid

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StephyMonsterr 0

Hmmm. Guess it didn't go as planned.

maybe you could of gotten away with it If it didn't smell bad!

Spreading your buttcheeks apart greatly reduces the noise level. The goal is subtlety. Doing something that grabs everyone's attention (e.g. dropping objects) is the last thing you want to do.

OP, I think your timing's a little off.

Nunita310 0

hahaha this FML is ******* hilarious and it put me in a good mood. sucks for the person it happened to though. =o

I feel sorry for you cause that's embarrassing, but you kinda deserve it. Next time excuse yourself and go to the bathroom or something. Even if you COULD get away without anybody hearing, everybody else around you has to SMELL it... reminds me of this guy I sat next to a couple years ago who thought it was okay to let it all out after breakfast every day just because nobody could hear. It was nauseating. Needless to say, I wound up changing seats.

linhdaninja 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. funny.

u miss judged the timing on the book so why didn't you quickly stand up and toss a chair to get the timing right instead of being such a silly fart