Miscellaneous: Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst...

By GK - 08/05/2009 11:20 - Australia

Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By frosho - 09/03/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a restaurant with my best friend. We had just competed in a pageant together earlier this month. A lady comes up to my friend who got first alternate and said, "You were robbed of that title. You deserved to win. I hated the winner." I was the winner. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By WorkerBee - 17/03/2019 02:00

Today, I found out I didn't get accepted into a program I was nominated to attend at work that all other applicants with less experience than myself did. I found out when they asked if I had gotten the acceptance email. They didn't even bother telling me I was rejected. FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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Toast7 6

Monday 3 March 2014 6:04

Yeah....because that's something you should be able to change about yourself overnight right? Lack of self confidence, isn't exactly something someone can just get over. Certainly it's doable, but it's not as easy as you imply.

ohhboyy 0

Friday 8 May 2009 19:58

you're mad because you were nominated.. but you're also mad because you didn't win? what the heck

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ohhboyy 0

Friday 8 May 2009 19:58

you're mad because you were nominated.. but you're also mad because you didn't win? what the heck

x3chibi 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:24

Guys shut the hell up. It is a fmylife story. That doesn't mean every story in here has to be one true sob story. If you really want those, go read a newspaper. Get over it. OP probably doesn't truly care in real life.

24788 6

Friday 8 May 2009 21:31

lol, now that's my kind of competition!

newbieattech 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:36

Ahh, the thrill of winning... How would you have felt in real life? I'm picturing a guy with metalhair jumping up and yelling "YES!!! I WON!!!!" Haha

Karraxo 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:40

...Usually you should feel bad about being nominated, but in your case..i think it was the fact that you didnt win. hahaha

chapmmel 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:49

Thats a good thing not to be nominated for that :) It means that people don't think your hair is THAT bad and thats good :) You should feel sorry for the person who did get it. Trust me, it is not a GOOD award. You don't want that label above your head.. because it won't leave until you are out of highschool.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:58

It's a good thing that there are hair stylists. But if you search through here, don't trust all of them. Some will **** up and make your hair cut worse, or burn your scalp. Be careful choosing a stylist.

blowyourspeakers 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 0:25

aww thats just sad.

goldfalsebond 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 0:36

Who gives ******* shit about your hair. WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BOO HOO! MY HAIR LOOKED BAD! WAHWAH! IM GOINNG TO KILL MYSELF NOW! Stop being a self cautious little douche bag and suck it up. Then go jump of a bridge and get impaled by your moms dick