I'd have to drop out of school if that happened to me- first the kids in my class who I'm not good friends with would start making fun of me, continuing on to some of my other friends, then spreading to the other classrooms in my grade, THEN to my better friends, then, gradually, to the OTHER grades, and finally, and most hurtfully, to the teachers, who would probably joke about it in the teacher's lounge and after school, or even whisper about it if I happen to be in their sight. And all of this would happen in less than three weeks. Doesn't school suck?

ahaha lol what did everyone else in the class think?

hahahahahaa. omg lol quit being such a **** and you wont get those nicknames

Write her a short, polite note, and put it in an envelope with her name on it. Keep it in your pocket. Next time if she calls you ****, hand her the note at the end of class and leave the room. The note should say something like:- Dear Mrs/Miss Whatever, You have recently taken to refering to me by the name "****" during class. I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are unaware that the term is common slang for the product of human male ejaculation. Although you may believe the term to be a humorous epithet, I find the use of such sexually explicit language in the classroom to be highly offensive. If you continue to use this term in reference to me, I will contact the Principal and school board to see if they share your sense of humor. Regards.. mcullen21

The same thing happened to me in high school. My name is Liz and my bff name was Jonas and people would get us mixed up and call her Lonas and me Jiz.

Don't take it so seriously, people have nicknames like that all the time. Crap, people have real names like that all the time. Actually, that's a really funny nickname, imagine all the references made throughout your yearbook to "****" just don't let your parents see!

Corrrection: It might be best not to threaten her with contacting the Principal etc... Replace the last line with something like: "I would appreciate it if you ceased using this obscene term to refer to me." Keep a copy of the letter.. If she keeps calling you ****, then contact the Principal.

wow she must be one dumb broad.

I had a teacher that said **** AND knows what it means. I win

ahaha my teachers do that to me all the time I'm just glad that my name can't get messed up like that lmao