By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

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Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
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Captain0bv10us 0

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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cbaidchris 6

98 then you haven't met my good friend Edward Scissorhands yet

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wannabeperfect1 0

either she's a bitch or u did something wrong. either way srry bout ur testicles.

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UsagiArwen 23

It is actually fell swoop, #121. It dates back to the era of Shakespeare. Look up Macbeth, act IV, scene 3. Fell is an old English word not just meaning something having to do with gravity, but also something awful or terrible. Swoop indicates speed. Thus, Fell Swoop means a swift and horrible blow. There has never been an expression of "Fatal swoop." In actuality, Fatal Swoop is the mispronounced expression of Fell Swoop.

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jaimelucas1 0

damn! sounds like the bitch needs an act right straight across the face with a back hand!

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sandybaybe 3

Damn that hurts!! Poor you..

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capnhananah 0

please, do tell us more.

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RubenTheGreek 8

Swooping is bad if you get the reference...

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PapSmearNinja 4

chubby chaser hey lol next time just flop her on her back

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