Intimacy: Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 00:08 - United States

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 04:18 - United States

Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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Sinking feeling

By aftermath1991 - 03/09/2009 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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jacetopia96 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:45

Does not sound sexy.

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:59

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

Comments

Brool_Story_Co 17

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:54

#2 has commented on the last three FML's. All three of these comments make me want to stab my eyes out. Seriously #2, i'm sure everyone will agree, please stop commenting like this.

Lukeloveshugs 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:57

Do elaborate good sir for I am curious as to how...

xoxLovely 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:07

Wait.. Im sorry but im so confused... What exactly happen to your testicles? How was it crushed? What did the girl exactly do to them?? Lmao oh dear...

DrunkSwagger 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:11

No fat chicks

tstevenson 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:16

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:18

...fingering doesnt hurt...

manidlove 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:21

I don't know if that's kinky or what but if not sorry. =(

MannUP 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:21

Sounds to me like you got some ******** action.

HailSatan66 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:23

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