By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

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Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
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Captain0bv10us 0

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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meidel 5

True but it was rather disrespectful

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deadeyedex 6

U sir are still in elementary school

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catnip1997 0

wait so you're saying she's fat?

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davek 36

FYL, but hey some guys pay good money for that sort of treatment!

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LilaBear 1

Thankyou for saying 'fell' swoop rather than 'foul'. Nice to know there are some people out there who can use the expression properly.

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UsagiArwen 23

Agreed. Someone earlier even incorrectly corrected the OP saying that the expression is Fatal Swoop. Where the hell do they get that from, I wonder?

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kalamazoorocks 8

And you're fourteen... I'm glad you're announcing that you know this to the world

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jobsman99 0

tell her to kiss therm and make them better

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iloooovemylife 7

Look at the bright side you won't have kids now !!

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flashback.miss 28

# 2, SHUT UP.

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