By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 111
You deserved it 4 885

Same thing different taste

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Captain0bv10us 0

Excuse me for a minute, I have lost all faith in humanity

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Make her lick your nuts to feel better ! =]

WshCaps8 1

I love how it was all suss-pence u til the end :)

The expression is "fatal swoop" not "fell swoop". That makes no sense.

One fell swoop Meaning Suddenly; in a single action.

a_nutritionist 10

take it up with shakespeare then, its fell.

Ahh, testicles. Ladies (and other scrotum aficionados), test your man's testes. Some are more sensitive than others'!

rnunez117_fml 0

That's how most men will go

a_nutritionist 10

@78 if you understood the comment, please explain it to us. it makes no logical sense. youd finger someone for saying you have a tiny dick? wtf? maybe he thinks its a compliment... there is no explanation for that shit.