School, Embarrassing and Students: Zaps you dead

Zaps you dead

By FirstWeekFail - 04/09/2018 18:30

Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML

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You deserved it 3 225

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 311

You deserved it 37 589

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 917

You deserved it 38 838

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 08:24 - United States

Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 918

You deserved it 6 732

By acincollege - 21/02/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 492

You deserved it 53 040

By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 773

You deserved it 2 662

By TragicallyAnxious - 09/05/2019 10:00

Today, I had a draft paper due that I hadn’t written yet. I decided to skip the class to avoid embarrassment. Later, I went to change my major and was told to go to room 223 to talk to the English department head. I knocked on the door and the professor whose class I'd skipped answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 598

You deserved it 2 504

By gayboii - 19/03/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 974

You deserved it 35 665

By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 091

You deserved it 4 471

Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 129

You deserved it 84 822

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 932

You deserved it 4 216

xxWTFxx1981 23

Tuesday 4 September 2018 18:41

you shouldn't drop the course if she laughed good chance might help your grade...lol

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Tuesday 4 September 2018 19:10

Yeah dude, i agree with xxxwtfxxx..? 😅 There's no need for you to change courses.

Comments

xxWTFxx1981 23

Tuesday 4 September 2018 18:41

you shouldn't drop the course if she laughed good chance might help your grade...lol

ScarletteEve 33

Tuesday 4 September 2018 19:27

Unless the laughing came from other people watching the situation and not the professor.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Tuesday 4 September 2018 19:10

Yeah dude, i agree with xxxwtfxxx..? 😅 There's no need for you to change courses.

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 4 September 2018 19:58

It's embarrassing, but it sounds like the teacher has a good sense of humor and wasn't offended. Take it as an unexpected ice breaker for the class :)

EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

Tuesday 4 September 2018 20:17

I see a successful quest in your future... a successful quest to drop all your classes, because clearly, you are not ready for college.

MATTY2512 15

Friday 7 September 2018 23:02

That’s an overreaction.

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 4 September 2018 20:18

I wish my professors were lit

julfunky 29

Tuesday 4 September 2018 20:37

Rule one when it comes to talking about people: make sure there is no way in hell they can hear you.

MitiMiki 16

Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:33

A lit class with long boring writing assignments? Imagine that...

Rabite 28

Wednesday 5 September 2018 1:41

I'm really tired of this "she just needs to get laid" bs. It's not even funny.

tounces7 27

Wednesday 5 September 2018 2:09

Pretty sure it wasn't meant to be funny, pretty sure it was meant to be an irritated jab at someone making her life more difficult.

1gullible_bugger 34

Wednesday 5 September 2018 2:00

Two things. First, why day stuff like that where the prof could be in earshot? Dumb! Two, how do you know she was laughing at what you said? What toy said wasn't THAT funny.

adelaine782002 17

Wednesday 5 September 2018 4:58

I had a stroke trying to understand what you said..🤔😫

1gullible_bugger 34

Wednesday 5 September 2018 5:06

my apologies, the last comment was a little difficult to understand. Two things. First, why say things like that when your Prof could be within earshot? dumb! Second, how do you know the Prof was laughing at what you said? what you said was not really that funny.