By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 293
You deserved it 7 372

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sir_ND_Pity 35

I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

perdix 29

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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rhcpgurl 18

Time to get a cat.. or learn to control your pets, maybe close the doors behind you?

Riddle me this, riddle me that, me thinks you really ought to get a cat.

In all seriousness though, sorry that happened OP. Don't fret about the clothes though, as long as they are clean and look professional you'll be alright, plus what matters most is how you behave. Good luck! Hope you get the job! (Yes my comment about the cat was poor, but I just started my training with Riddler. Also, I love dogs, I was just trying to be funny/witty/comedic relief/stupid, however you'd like to put it.)

And you couldn't have gone to the interview on ANY other dress because...? FYL about the loss of the dress, but YDI for the rest....

I hope that wasn't your only outfit. That sucks big time. Next time maybe keep the dog in another room while getting ready.

larsak 3

Better luck next time OP!

uhmaizing 3

Maybe they are looking for a free spirit

Guessing you didn't spend an hour staring at the same clothes so hope you were able to put an acceptable Plan B together. And not YDI but heads up - never trust a dog, or at least know it very well!

bloodangel1973 8