By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

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perdix 29

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

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thisguy22 33

YDI for not training your dog... Maybe next time spend an hour with the dog instead of clothes?

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Mossears133 15

Maybe OP's dog is still young. Unless you have insanely good training, your average dog tends to be a pain in the ass for the first 2-3 years

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thisguy22 33

Which is why the situation requires attention and training. My new pup is 6 months old and he knows better than to do this. However, if I ever end up eating my words ill be sure to return to let you know.

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99megster 15

There must be something else you can wear that's nice, OP. I wouldn't focus too much on the outfit, but more on what you're going to say and how you'll act.

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sweetcatastroph3 9

Yeah, I honestly agree with the people saying YDI. I'm a dog owner and he's still 1 year old and eats everything he sees. I have baby gates separating him from where he can't go, and I'm working with his training. Unless you've had this dog for like, 2 hours, you knew before hand how he/she would act.

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BlackPhenom 9

It's times like this you wish the dog just ate your damn homework instead.

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Zebediabolical 39

My dog really did eat my homework once. I got it on videotape (from a 15 pound shoulder mounted VHS recorder). The hardest part was getting the Alpo between the pages so he couldn't just lick it off.

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TVKill3r 15

And thus cats are better.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Looks like you are gonna have to wear a hanger to work, OP.

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worldclassrager 39

Clothes to an interview are not too major...but you should have a back up set in your closet for something...

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chuckcloninger 12

Clothes do not the interviewee make. (But, of course, you feel more confident when you look your best,)

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zenrael 21

I feel for you, but i just can't say I am surprised. The majority of dog owners are terrible at controlling their pets.

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