By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 293
You deserved it 7 372

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sir_ND_Pity 35

I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!

perdix 29

Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."

Comments

If your dog does shit like this, you either ought to have trained him better or it's a puppy, which are known for doing things like this so it's still your own fault because you apparently let him alone with these important belongings of yours. You deserved it.

avapaige1234 19

Stripped off clothes are in. That's vintage fashion!

You just gotta love dogs and have a major sense of humor. I call mine The Boys as they are brothers though they are not at all alike.

YDI for getting a dog haha, sorry tho

Spank and kick the hell out of your dog!

pookyXx 0

That sucks. I hope you had another outfit... I only have one interview outfit... O.o

Train your damn dog. I don't feel bad for you at all.

Mixed_steel 23

What a bitch! ...Bad pun aside, I sure hope you had backup! And time to select said backup...