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This is why I don't have a dog.
hope you had a second choice....
If your dog does shit like this, you either ought to have trained him better or it's a puppy, which are known for doing things like this so it's still your own fault because you apparently let him alone with these important belongings of yours. You deserved it.
You just gotta love dogs and have a major sense of humor. I call mine The Boys as they are brothers though they are not at all alike.
YDI for getting a dog haha, sorry tho
Spank and kick the hell out of your dog!
Train your damn dog. I don't feel bad for you at all.
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I think you might still get the job if you wear your birthday suit right ;-) but, seriously, I apologize for my kind. We can't help it; we love tug-of-war. FYL, OP!
Show up naked! There's a position that just opened up from some tight-ass who determined that flirty fun in the office was "sexual harassment." You'll get the job if you show them you are willing to "play ball."