Kids: Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth...

By Ohgodmother - 28/02/2014 09:06 - Australia - Hobart

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

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Same thing different taste

By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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You deserved it 3 185

By shorty - 13/02/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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You deserved it 6 969

That's wild

By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 23:30 - India

Today, a colleague was telling me she still breastfeeds her 4 year-old son, and that she has breastfed kids of her neighbours too. She kept talking about it and I ended up staring at her ample breasts. She noticed and asked me if I wanted too. Now I don’t know what to do. FML

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You deserved it 267

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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You deserved it 4 018

By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

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You deserved it 1 321

Overreaction

By sadie - 01/04/2021 23:00

Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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You deserved it 3 500

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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You deserved it 8 142

Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

allie2590 31

Friday 28 February 2014 18:22

Well, breast is best.

AcieMcG 21

Friday 28 February 2014 18:24

I better breast feed then, I don't want Hobbits

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Friday 28 February 2014 19:31

Embarrassing mother strikes again!

Inkay 13

Friday 28 February 2014 19:33

At least your mother has a sense of humor though

Larry01_fml 19

Friday 28 February 2014 19:43

it's ok OP I breast Fed until 3.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 28 February 2014 19:47

I don't suppose you got caught in Willie Wonka's gum-stretching machine, did you?

lmbachman 23

Friday 28 February 2014 19:52

Yeah? So? Why is this an FML? It's not like she said 15.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 28 February 2014 19:58

milk, it does a body good.

woainishamu 21

Friday 28 February 2014 20:07

I was breast fed for only a couple of months and I'm 6 feet 1. ;)

lmbachman 23

Friday 28 February 2014 20:35

So? It's not like she screamed "15 years of breast milk!!!".

buttcramp 21

Friday 28 February 2014 20:45

it's embarrassing, yes.. but your mom deserves to be able to brag. breastfeeding becomes difficult the more wiggly the baby gets with age. i consider it an accomplishment.