By The Last One - 11/03/2012 06:39 - Canada

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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ollie179 21

That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.

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newmandotcom 6

So FYL because someone who is obviously illiterate can't spell?

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Meme1988 18

No, fhl because someone wrote on his locker (4 times)

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friedbunnies 9

Pahahahaahahahahahaha

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Suck to be you op, that person is a dooshberg... Wait... Am I doing it right?

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mercsl65 7

id smile knowing that im at least i KNOW without a doubt im smarter than one guy

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bettyboop428 24

Your grammar must not reflect your intelligence then.

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WCARlover 34

So the douchey thing to do would be to write the correct spelling of the word beside the misspelled ones

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rattusrattus 18

"'Dooshbag'? No... 'Doshebag'? That doesn't look right. Is it 'duuchebag'? 'Doushbag'? I know! 'Douchebag'!" These misspellings all look somewhat German or Dutch...

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Speedylunar 19

I don't know how good your Dutch is, but, in answer to your statement: No, they don't. Also, congratulations on being the 15th person to make the same exact joke!

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funnynesh 10

Actually he/she was the 4th person to make that joke but still once is enough.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Don't be such a Deutschebag.

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OfficeNinja 5

You should post a note somewhere near the lockers showing how to properly spell the word. Include a picture of the misspelled scribble on your locker. Then suggest to management that the company should give everybody a mandatory test on basic English language skills - and fire the lowest scoring people so they can be replaced with people who are not dumb asses. That is what I would do.

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Jiinxx 8

I would have gotten a good laugh from it if I were in your position. F their lives, not yours.

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mileena 7

Today, I was grafitying some dooshbag's locker...

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antwon86 4

You spelt douche bag wrong. This was a comment about the word. F your life for being an idiot.

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ZoeElizabeth 0

40- your a moron, she did it on purpose.

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l0v3p4in 7

*He did it on purpose. Mileena looks like a girl's name and even has a girl's pic, but refers to himself as a 'mister.'

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bizarre_ftw 21

It's likely a joke or a troll... And who checks the profile before responding 90% of the time anyway?

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antwon86 4

#89's comment was correct. I was trolling you. Mission accomplished.

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