Work: Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche...

By The Last One - 11/03/2012 06:39 - Canada

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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By Fml24609 - 09/08/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes - 16/09/2015 13:42 - United States - Meriden

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:17

That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.

FunkyAndFresh 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:15

What a douche.

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kornpuffs 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 18:38

did you write "dumbass" on theirs?

kiki122012 5

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:48

That guys a doosh. Doucsh Doocsh Douch? **** it. Sorry OP, but that's hilarious.

ftooley 6

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:48

That's the problem with some kids these days, they rely on spell check to fix their spelling for them! But also to their defense, I am quit sure that one was never on a fifth grade spelling bee! :)

metallicshadow 16

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:49

troll fail

badactor009 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 21:00

If you weren't such a ....bag, your coworkers would not be compelled to express themselves on your locker, would they?

ILike_Dancing123 19

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:19

What a major fail! Wow they are some badass kids. They can't even spell what they are, and thats douches.

Ashley91129 6

Monday 12 March 2012 0:58

That person should b writing an FML, not you. :D

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 12 March 2012 1:35

You must be a bag douche.

br0ccoli 14

Monday 12 March 2012 2:22

The criminal was probably jealous of your obviously superior spelling skills and vandalized your property out of frustration. "damnit, this guy and his superior spelling skills.. I'll show him..." *starts writing* doosh...doushe..doussch..dooch... "**** this ******"