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By The Last One - 11/03/2012 06:39 - Canada

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 16:33 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

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By Fml24609 - 09/08/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes - 16/09/2015 13:42 - United States - Meriden

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:17

That guys a dochebag... No wait, doucheebag... I mean douhebag... Doushbag? **** it.

FunkyAndFresh 7

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:15

What a douche.

Comments

Sonalis 9

Monday 12 March 2012 4:19

Lol, if someone had done that to me I'd have laughed my ass off. Just shows that they're no better than me! I hope you have less asshole-coworkers in the future, OP.

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 12 March 2012 5:36

Leave it for the irony, it just makes you look better

beeanay 4

Monday 12 March 2012 6:39

Ha. That is way to funny !

j_cat187 19

Monday 12 March 2012 14:18

Tu prende douche.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Monday 12 March 2012 17:31

I'm guessing you don't work at a school....

Rasetsu 10

Monday 12 March 2012 18:38

HAHAHAHA. Although I don't know how to spell it either. Douchebag? Douche bag? Douche-bag? Douche means "shower" in French so all I hear is "you're such a shower bag!"