By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
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LadyClarik 8

At least it wasn't written in shit....

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robc32ca 4

reach in and grab you can always wash your hands

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smurfsarwales 9

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imustbeinsane 2

tell everyone that somebody ate then shat your keys

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ThanksKarma 0

That's disgusting but nothing you can do. From now on I recommend keeping a hanger one of those Gopher grabby extension hands handy.

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ninjaniki 0

I'm surprised that someone saw the keys, did a dump on them, and then wrote a personalized message for the owner of the keys to read for when they came back to retrieve them from the bowl.

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wintamint101 7

well, shit does happen

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Atleast they didn't flush or steal the keys .

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

18- I'd be suprised if no one did something like that. it's funny...

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Bobissmall 13

It would be funnier if they'd flushed it and still done the shit.

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tellithowitis 13

well isn't this is a crappy situation ?

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Andrew1122 0

sounds like a shitty situation to me

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jeffreebitch 0

pine apple butter scotch rub your chest and touch your crotch. :D

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Justforlolz 14

Please enlighten me on on exactly what the **** does that have to do with this FML?

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blahadv 0

hahaha its funny because he's a guy..

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RayneStorm93 0

I'd find the chick with that same lipstick and punch her in the throat. She shouldn't be hard to find if she works with you;)

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SirObvious 1

this girl if fuggin gross if she writes shit on walls using lipstick.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Except there is that pesky problem of of the lipstick not being personally made for an individual person so more than one woman can be wearing that shade.

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forkphoe 0

I like the use of "punch in the throat"

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LadyClarik 8

At least it wasn't written in shit....

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HouseKeeping 0

The first time I read the FML, that's what I was expecting.

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Sacurason 0

...I don't understand your comment, but I love the Palin pancake head picture.

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robc32ca 4

reach in and grab you can always wash your hands

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coolp3rson 0

ya but its still gross. I wouldn't do it

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ILUVMSC 5

so ud rather come back to find that?

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coolp3rson 0

Ohh I thought u ment after someone pooped in it hah ok ignore my comment

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missababgaga 19

Thats what she said...

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

#125: I thought that as well at first aha

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ApocaClips 5

but then you realize the lady probably flushed the keys then shat

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A100893 30

Well that's a.... nope. too easy. Sucks for you, but everyone poops. Get used to it in case you ever have children.

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