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By thank god you'll only live once - 08/11/2013 20:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

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By Caleb - 10/02/2017 06:18 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

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Mind your own business

By janie - 10/01/2021 17:01

Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML

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Help yourself

By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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By LameChef - 10/03/2015 18:43 - Poland

Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML

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andrewbourgeois1 5

Saturday 9 November 2013 1:03

Who needs an education when you have swag?

perdix 29

Saturday 9 November 2013 1:05

Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."

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Kiki242 19

Saturday 9 November 2013 1:38

Maybe he was joking?

Newboy237 4

Saturday 9 November 2013 1:40

The lunchlady should stuff the patty inside her pants "swag" it all over her ass and feed it to the kid and say "theres your ******* swag kid! come again!"

bikergirl93 18

Saturday 9 November 2013 2:03

seriously what the hell is this world coming too.........

evan_7899 28

Saturday 9 November 2013 2:09

and a #coke

perdix 29

Saturday 9 November 2013 2:12

Really? How could he have "figuratively" ordered a hamburger with extra swag? Everybody's up in arms about new words like YOLO and swag (that are going to be forgotten in a few months), but we don't care that the fine word "literally" is losing it's meaning and just becoming a generic intensifier. The butchering of "literally" has me far more worried than transient slang. When was the last time you were assaulted with "gag me with a spoon?" See, that shit dies.

Robbieisadowg 16

Saturday 9 November 2013 2:20

#41 I think you mean #swagcoke.

shakiam014 12

Saturday 9 November 2013 2:34

Slap him with "extra swag".

xxxkassixxx 8

Saturday 9 November 2013 2:40

Wow this generation is going to be in history books as a mistake I see it

dman798 18

Saturday 9 November 2013 3:22

Let's hope he never becomes someone with power

itsmegandoll 6

Saturday 9 November 2013 3:36

god bless that child.

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