By thank god you'll only live once - 08/11/2013 20:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML
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perdix 29

Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."

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heartlocked 3

That kid doesnt have swag. Swaggers are always ahead of the line, not in the 'line'.

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JoshuahColins 19

"And that's when I killed him your Honor."

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PichiJG 7

sounds like your school has a bad case of swag fags

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zoegirl_455 30

Was a normal amount of swag not enough for the kid?

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AntiPrude 26

...there is no God.

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KushCrushin89 10

Correct, but I fail to see how this relates to the FML.

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Zimmington 21

And you're living proof of that

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awkwardloveannie 28

god can't force people to do things he can only guide them if they don't listen it isn't his fault he wants people to have free will not be minions... if he could force people maybe you would be a decent human being

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moondoglou420 17

Cut out some fabric in the shape of pants and then leave them hanging just barely inside of the burger bun.

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olpally 32

What a dumb ass. Sadly, girls will fall for the idiots that say shit like that. Argh, I hope he gets punched soon.

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jonahwalzer 12

Well you cant have a burger without swag, and then a swag-shake, and a side of swag-fries.

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