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By thank god you'll only live once - 08/11/2013 20:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

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By Caleb - 10/02/2017 06:18 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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Get on with it

By HURRY IT UP - 05/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

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Mind your own business

By janie - 10/01/2021 17:01

Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML

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Help yourself

By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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By LameChef - 10/03/2015 18:43 - Poland

Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML

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andrewbourgeois1 5

Saturday 9 November 2013 1:03

Who needs an education when you have swag?

perdix 29

Saturday 9 November 2013 1:05

Don't worry. In lunch lady jargon, "swag" is a synonym for "spit."

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miasaur 11

Saturday 9 November 2013 3:38

but swag adds extra seasoning

Munkysnuflz 1

Saturday 9 November 2013 4:20

I have no hope for this generation

total_anon 3

Saturday 9 November 2013 4:22

I saw this on Ifunny!

unsociably 1

Saturday 9 November 2013 4:38

my life has come to an end

Marie314 17

Saturday 9 November 2013 4:42

I don't even think this should be on FML, sounds like something someone making fun of the word "swag" would say.

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:06

I must be getting old because I'm still not sure what swag means in this context. The only definition of swag I know is prizes (usually inexpensive ones) given away at events.

Zimmington 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 7:35

I hope you're being sarcastic

incoherentrmblr 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 13:20

Secretly We Are Gay (SWAG).

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 9 November 2013 18:06

Why would I be sarcastic about that?

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 9 November 2013 18:08

So he wanted extra gayness on his hamburger? I still don't quite get it..

Zimmington 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 23:32

because what you just said isn't even one of the definitions for "swag". Swag is just swagger shortened It's not that hard to get.

riashah 14

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:17

Cut the swagger some swag :p

Gixie 25

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:38

Little did he know that swag means **** in cafeteria speak.

Kyle17206 11

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:56

I'd spit on it. There's your ******' swag.

nopasanada 3

Saturday 9 November 2013 5:56

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