If you happen to find the remote while you're in there, your family would like it back.

bahahahahahahah go for a jog or go to the gym instead of snackin on twinkies

That is nasty

lay off the world of war craft, or whatever it is you do all the time that makes you not take care of yourself. This s a real "FML" for you, but it is you're fault. The good thing is you can change it. Have some self respect, and dignity and you wont ever have to worry about it again.

why would you post that unless you were posting to mock someone else you know

Do planks, push ups, sit ups, crunches, and go to the gym. Also, stop eating so many big macs. :)

put the dime to good use call 24. Hour. Fitness

a dime isn't as bad as a tuna sandwich! I'm a nurse and had to wash down a really really big smelly woman, including in between her fat flaps that had a moldy tuna fish sandwich shoved in between them. fml not yours

Penny for that dime's thoughts.

Pretty darn funny.