Love: Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people...

By ScrewedOver - 02/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:35

If you "loved" him, then you shoudl've told him. (Although I doubt it was love, I'm thinking it was more of an ongoing crush) "Today, the guy I 'love' got back together with his ex because I didn't tell him how I feel. FML" Your life is not ******.

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 11:30

This guy wasn't stupid. He knew what he wanted and he got it. "Stupid" would be spending a lot of time and effort to plan a party, inviting someone who you think is the "love of your life", and just hoping that he'll fall madly in love with you for no particular reason. In other words, stupid is believing that fairy tales are documentaries.

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gimpkeeper 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:34

They actually stayed at your suck as party?!

marc_with_a_c 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:19

And you thought inviting both your crush and his ex was a good idea? seriously.. you're an idiot..

C4R0L1N3 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:08

My head hurts from trying to decipher what you just said. Use your English.

Just_Sayin 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:38

3 people at your party? You must suck as a friend and I'm surprised that many people showed up. I'm just sayin'...

itspimpz 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 16:02

guys arnt stupid -_- I'm a guy, thankya very much, infact you should chalk 1 more point for males just because he had this poor girl thinking he was the love of her life... and honestly she was asking for trouble if she invited his ex.. did she want her to be jelous or something? and what about the third person shuda made out with him/her and felt up on his/her penis/****** making the "love of your life" rethink the situation.

hotpeach91 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:03

wow that sucks

cherylface 13

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:12

Does this guy KNOW he's the "love of your life"? I can only imagine that you are in middle school, so I'll try not to be too harsh. I promise you that this guy will not be the love of your life. Before long this "FML" moment won't even matter, and when you're an adult you probably won't even remember. I'm assuming if you invited the guy's ex-girlfriend, she's a friend of yours. She clearly still has feelings for the guy if they got back together, so you would have been a crummy friend to have gotten together with her ex. And if they were making out the whole time, you should have suggested that all of you play a game or something. Or jokingly mention it ("Hey, are you guys gonna come up for air any time soon?"), and it would probably bring them back to reality. Yeah, it sucks that 2/3 of your guests were kissing the whole time, but if it bothered you so much you should have said something.

kiah101 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:47

well, whose stupid enuf to invite da ex and invite the so calld "love of ur life"....y wud u do dat?...i mean if he started makin out with his ex...u shudve just gone with the other person...hav fun...i bet he waz just havin fun..i meanda first day of the year cmon...i wudve dun the same thing...o wait...i did and i had a bf but he didnt come 2 the party soo..o well

SweetestSin 4

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:40

parties are usually attended by those who are invited, why would you invite the guy whom you think is the love of your life and his ex to the same party? Trust me you will find another love of your life, and if he is THAT important to you, then speak up and say something!