if this really happened i have a little advice: don't strip until you're sure nobody is there

well #21: wer I live it's def suny n warm enuf 2 sun tan...u duno wer she lives...

at least you wore your 'birthday suit' to your surprise party...ha. ha. (ha?) it's sadder that your parents usually plan vacations to avoid your birthday.

You should have brought some clothes with you... or at least a towel or something. You never know when someone would show up.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Obvious lie.

logistically...your fml doesn't make sense...you have obviously never had or been a part of planning a surprise party

Wow, that is embarrassing. Maybe you could have just rolled with it and put the surprise on them: birthday party in your birthday suit, everyone! You all need to strip down if you want to stay! I guess the success there depends on what your friends were like...but confidence while naked can be a REALLY powerful thing.

Your parents leave every year on your birthday...? That's a pretty dick thing to do. Although if you're going to lay out naked, never just walk out from the house like that.. wear some sort of cover up.... you never know what can happen! Better to have some clothes there just in case, plus it would have saved you all this embarassment.

I hope you have a fence in your back yard :) Also next time, like many have said, walk outside with a towel.