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By PhoenixChick - 25/01/2017 07:02

Today, it's my 35th birthday. Today I'm also going to a job interview as a housekeeper for a wealthy couple who went to the same college I did. And I'll be lucky if I get the job. 21-year-old me did not see this future coming. FML
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TheEpicKitten 20

What did you major in?

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awildwhisper 30

Every job is important, keep your head up and I hope better opportunities soon come your way. (hmm that sounds like a cheap fortune cookie...)

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awildwhisper 30

Every job is important, keep your head up and I hope better opportunities soon come your way. (hmm that sounds like a cheap fortune cookie...)

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TheEpicKitten 20

What did you major in?

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Bluepies 24

Your major is more important than your university. A lot of people don't realize that.

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alternative-facts 6

35 is young! It's not too late change your life, if you're not happy. Or maybe you just have different priorities that your potential employers.

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RichardPencil 30

Dress as the school mascot and you'll get it for sure!

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Exaspera 54

At least you'll have a networking opportunity!

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zaidthunder1 27

Keep looking for ways to enhance your skill set, OP. Maybe take some night classes and learn some tangible skills. It's a tough world out there.

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fuckthisapp 0

I didn't mean to comment a period. this app doesn't work well on my phone. I meant to say that I hope it all works out for you! best of wishes

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fuckthisapp 0

I didn't mean to comment a period. this app doesn't work well on my phone. I meant to say that I hope it all works out for you! best of wishes

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