By notgettingany - 24/11/2010 17:18 - United States

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Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
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Nalanie 4

Woah OP; sucks for you. Not literally; of course.

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Cinn_fml 22

And this is what happens when you have kids, you both become very busy and have to try and fit it in with unexpected interuptions and little time. Just try extra hard to find the time when you're both up for it. Either that or you're complaining because she hasn't tried to initiate it, in which case try yourself.

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Sparkiee93 3

Oh wow FYL for sure. As a girl, she seriously shouldn't treat you that way... I don't know man.... that just sucks.

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meteor_stream 9

This is one of the reasons why I'm never gonna have kids (along with many, many others). I'd hate anything that would limit my time with my significant other half, and I know a whole bunch of relatively young couples who don't even have sex anymore after they had a child. FYL OP, I seriously hope your wife starts paying you more attention D:

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El_patron 0

I'm 18 and a v. what's ur point? I'm not bad looking just don't want to **** a ****. i want a good girl =)

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Jizwold 0

60 I hope ur picture is reflective of ur personality because that would make u a genuinely awesome person

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Quest_ 13

60 is a closet misogynist. Discuss.

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Doubtful_Judge 23

130: No, you're just being a dick towards someone who chooses to not have sex.

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deidre823 7

Dude that sucks!! I have a 7.5 month old little boy & we have sex AT LEAST 3 times a week!! We started back having sex EXACTLY 6 weeks after I'd had him. Tell her it's her job whether she's in the mood or not!! There's been plenty of times I haven't been in the mood, but I sure get there quick!! Wife= Sex, food, & clean house. If she says something about not being in the mood, just say "Well you don't have to be in the mood to give me head. Get to it, oh wife of mine."

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Cinn_fml 22

Please tell me you don't simply believe that "wife=sex, food & clean house" and that you are joking/kidding with that particular phrase.

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boopityboppity 11

It's "her job, whether she's in the mood or not"? Being a wife is not an occupation. Wives are not mindless machines (hopefully); they aren't required to obey.

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nikkired 0

Thanks for the heads up. girlfriend = sex,dining out, sex ,it's his house so he cleans , sex more sex.

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SunshineBoy21 0

Mistress = sex + more sex + dinner in + she cleans her own house.

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ninjala 10

...are you guys serious? If you want to live a life where you can always have a girl to f***, GO GET A HAREM!!! GEEZ!!! Marriage isnt completely about the intimacy!!! And you shouldn't degrade girls as having their only role in marriage being to be f***ed up! I seriously hate you sexist people.

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Pb25797051 0

you are the only sexist person here my standing ovation-if you mind oh and yes sex is extremely important you're obivously a virign you virgin

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ilikebigtits 0

haha that's ****** hilarious

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dubstep87 0

you better leave now! dont make it worse for yourself. confront her about it!!!

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