Biblically correct frustration

By Bigfoot73 - 09/03/2023 08:00 - United States - Statesville

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Today, it's been twelve years, seven months, and fifteen days since my wife has wanted sex. She was drunk. She no longer drinks. Guess my name is Job now and I have to be patient. FML
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JackWood 20

That's not marriage that's roommates.

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Hangryko 29

Have you ever talked with her about it?

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JackWood 20

That's not marriage that's roommates.

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Hangryko 29

Have you ever talked with her about it?

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RichardPencil 30

That'd be a good middle name if your first name were Blow or Hand.

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Jesse Duff 15

was she drunk when she dated you the entire time, was she drunk when she said yes, cause something is very off

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Do you honestly think that 'patience' is the right strategy here? I would recommend you rather go for '**** this shit, I deserve better'.

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XRP123 11

Unless you are a cat, you only get one life. Move on.

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