By notgettingany - 24/11/2010 17:18 - United States

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Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
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Nalanie 4

Woah OP; sucks for you. Not literally; of course.

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Cinn_fml 22

And this is what happens when you have kids, you both become very busy and have to try and fit it in with unexpected interuptions and little time. Just try extra hard to find the time when you're both up for it. Either that or you're complaining because she hasn't tried to initiate it, in which case try yourself.

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tehman117 21

YDI for always expecting sex from the woman who is raising you child.

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Irakli_1 27

Divorce man, cause cheating is never an option.

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pkirkem 13

Talk to her about it. Im not a mother but I've heard where women don't feel sexy after a pregnancy. Remind her she is beautiful.

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Benderama 8

That's not ok for her to do that, if you went out and got some strange it would be her fault

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westcody 8

Sounds like 6 months since you should've filed for divorce.

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