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By kotolokacja - 24/08/2018 06:00 - Poland - Plock

Today, I got married and it was wonderful. I had a beautiful mermaid-style tight dress, had fun with my husband, and drunk like there was no tomorrow. Then my bridesmaid forcefully took me to the bathroom to show a big, red stain on my butt. My period came two weeks early. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 6:45

When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

snowdrift 6

Friday 24 August 2018 6:04

Bloody hell.

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snowdrift 6

Friday 24 August 2018 6:04

Bloody hell.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 6:45

When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

real life problems 26

Friday 24 August 2018 7:22

Did you finish the wedding in sweatpants?

zuckerburg 21

Friday 24 August 2018 8:37

It was a wine stain... right.... glad you enjoyed your wedding regardless

hellphone_fml 37

Friday 24 August 2018 16:50

Stress does that to you I'm sorry op

AzrielB 8

Friday 24 August 2018 18:48

at least you didn't have the poop body suit fml

acmariner99 25

Saturday 25 August 2018 1:16

Would it be better if it were two weeks late?

I'veRunOuttaPatience 11

Saturday 25 August 2018 21:09

At least your bridesmaid did her duty and got you out of there as soon as she noticed.

Cat's Paw 15

Monday 3 September 2018 4:24

If your family and friends care about you, they will photoshop out any big, red stains out of any pictures and NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.

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