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Same thing different taste
Whoomp whoomp
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maybe he got tired of tuning his flute. Rash can occure if you do it more than three times a day. YDI for not tuning his flute for him. Keep him happy no more trumbone
I play the trombone
^ yes
I blow the boner occasionally in jazz class.
Girl trombone players ftw! Because we have bigger noneed any guy could ever have. Anyways...... Well trombones sound pretty at times. It is an fml for a non brass player because trombone is the loudest instrument in the band. So, FYL for not being a cool low brass player(; jk. But that seriously sucks. Especially if they can't play well.
Ugh. You can move, complain to the landlord, or *gasp* knock on your neighbor's door and ask if they could keep it down or possibly play somewhere else. Not very hard to solve. Don't listen to most of the commenters that are saying you should also get a really loud instrument. I highly doubt that your neighbor is purposely trying to annoy you, so don't deliberately try to annoy him/her as some sort of "revenge"; their intentions are innocent. If you fight fire with fire, all you get is a bigger flame.
I was sort of hoping for the part where you make a super funny joke that makes me want to type ROFLOLMAO but all you would really hear is my half-assed-chuckle-to-myself heheh...
I live in a dorm where someone plays the drums and someone else plays a trombone.
That would be annoying as all hell. I'd be the bitch who anonymously informs the landlord. I don't think instruments like that should be played in buildings where there are upstairs/downstairs/sideways neighbors. I have a friend that plays trumpet and many other instruments, but he has a muffler or something like that so it's not even nearly as loud.
don't feel bad. my downstairs neighbor plays the tuba -_-
Best advice ever.
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Maybe you should learn how to play the 'hit the broom on the ceiling to make your neighbor shut up' ?
I had a neighbor like that. FYL